Hi Hello! Its 3 am and I have heartburn!

Greeting and Salutations.

Now that the awkward introduction is over with I can get down to business.

1. I think that blogs are narcissistic. I am certain no one in their right mind would want to read what I have to say about anything, including my Spain experiences. But at the urging of a few very admirable people, who probably are not in their right mind (no offense), I will do it.

2. But since I am doing this, I naturally put my name in my blog title so I feel all powerful and even more important to this whole operation. It's like a job I can't get fired from or something.

3. I feel that some people are extremely bad/boring/lame bloggers. Hopefully I am not one of them.

4. Secretly I hope that I become an internet sensation, and they make movies and tv shows out of me. (i.e. julie and julia and gossip girl)

5. My cat (see above) is weird and is meowing in a creepy way. Sometimes I think she was reincarnated from like Anastasia that Russian princess. She was definitely some sort of royalty; she has a regal aura. But the meowing is just her being senile now. She thinks she caught a mouse, but no! Its a stuffed animal.

6. Leave comments so I know someone is reading. This will encourage more productive blogging!

The end (but really only the beginning)